Jokes
Fish jokes 01
Where are most fish found?Between the head and the tail!What kind of fish will help you hear better?A herring aid!What do fish sing to each other?Salmon-chanted evening!How does an octopus go to war?Well-armed!Where do you find a down-and-out octopus?On squid row!What do you get if you cross an abbot with a trout?Monkfish!What bit of fish doesn't make sense?The piece of cod that passeth all understanding!What is dry on the outside, filled with water and blows up buildings?A fish tank!What was the Tsar of Russia's favorite fish?Tsardines!What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?I wanna hold you hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand!